osce

to those who doesnt know, OSCE consists of a few stations and each station will require us to do different things. history, examination, management and so forth within the specified time. nak kata macam main doktor-doktor pun boleh. one thing about this thing, there'll be one funny station to reflect back. something stupid we did/said out of panicky that we would laugh later on.

this time, station 9. woahh, manic patient. non-stop ramblings. homosexual, on the verge of breaking up with her partner. yada yada. i tried to take control of the situation. managed. now, she moved closer to me. ok oww! now, started talking about how pretty my scarf is, how she would like to take me as her(YES, her!!) new partner. moved closer. huwaaaaa!!

tried to touch me. out of kalut, cuak, panik...i blurted

'STOP! I'm sorry to say this. I'm a doctor. I cannot have any relationship with my patients..'

*my eyes wide-open. OMG, OMG..what should i say next???*

'bla..bla..blaa(not convinced)

*ok, final attempt*

'besides, i'm already married and i have kids at home'

'but you dont have your wedding ring..' (pointing at my bare fingers)

*rasa nak tepuk dahi sendiri. muka dah kelat*

'urghh, nevermind that..'

ngaaaaaaaaa...

p/s dont worry, the girl tuh acting out je, in fact at one point obviously dia nak tahan gelak tengok muka aku. mesti kelat-kelat masin.